Category: Hopeless Cases

  • Lentish, or Proper Tuna Melt Construction

    Lentish, or Proper Tuna Melt Construction

    Once upon a time, a man named Jesus did a bunch of wholesome stuff. He never sinned, which is impressive considering he wasn’t allowed to eat pork because he was Jewish. He lived to be thirty-three years old and never ate bacon, not once, and imitation bacon bits hadn’t been invented yet. That’s called sacrifice, and you […]